baby, you're so adequate
our lukewarm love goes on and on
a fake promise to you elicits
a round of ionless kisses
oh yeah
by candlelight, we reveal
how ambivalent we feel

baby, you're so average
i rented a movie, so we don't have to talk
there's no church and there's no steeple
we're too lazy to see other people
i know

over an expensive dinner, you say
you could go either way
it makes no difference

we're together by circumstance
into this doomed romance
oh no

friends ask, "will it last forever?"
we both shrug and say, "whatever
who cares"

yeah, yeah, yeah