Travelled three hundred miles (that's a day on the train),
With a change half way that's a helluva pain,
But it's oh-so-very worth it just to see you again,
You know you've really taken over my brain.
Won't tell nobody, gonna switch off my phone,
They won't know where I am or why I left on my own,
And if they find out, hope they don't take it so hard,
But you've got a swimming pool in your back yard.

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Hey hey hey hey hey! What a beautiful day!
We'll be swimming around in our own little personal bay,
Hey hey hey hey hey! You know I'm a fool,
For a boozy little floozy with a swimming pool!

There'll be nobody else, baby, just me and you,
In your house outta town with the incredibile view,
And in that bikini that I bought you, you'll look oh-so-cute,
Who cares if you don't have a chute?!
We'll be sippin' Mai-tais or whatever your taste,
Just sittin' with the water up over our waists,
As we how december was so awfully hard,
In the swimming pool in your back yard.

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So when the ice is all done and we've squeezed all the limes,
And our back-yard-Bahamas has fallen on hard times,
We'll keep showing the worl what good livin's about,
There ain't no way we're gettin' out,
So like after a week, which is way-too-soon,
They can drag me from the water with skin like a prune,
A beautiful sun-tan hopelessly marred,
By the swimming pool in your back yard.

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…Hey hey hey hey hey! We'll be havin' such fun,
We'll be adorin' in the chlorine underneath that hot summer sun…